This is a quick slapping of the c0ck, based on "aol.tar.gz" by <gid@herpeshelp.org>
at <http://xchat.linuxpower.org/scripts.html>
*/
x=Random(1,215,time('s'))
Select
when x==1 then "SAY ALL OREAND THE GIFCHERRY BUSH DA BOON CHASED DA WHEASELGIFPASTECLITNUGGET SHIT"
when x==2 then "SAY WH0A WHUT W00D PEEPUHL THEEENK IF DAY GN00 EYE WUZ A JEEEZUS FREEEK?!"
when x==3 then "SAY EYE WENT TO THE TRAK TO WAATCH THE PONYNUGGETS RHUN AROUND THE GIFPASTE"
when x==4 then "SAY MY MOM HAS A GARDUN WAREZ SHE GROZE KUMKUWAITS"
when x==5 then "SAY THERE'S AN ASSNUGGET 4 ALL YA JEWS AND HOMERSEXULES"
when x==6 then "SAY A DIQ IZ FER DISPENISING JIZZJ00CE IN DA CLITSAQ JIZZPOQIT"
when x==7 then "SAY NO WAY JAQNAD, EYE GOT ENOUGH OF DEM SHITSTAYN THINGYS FOR GNO MHORE"
when x==8 then "SAY EYE WHISH I COULD LIFT HÆVY TINGS LYKE DOZE GUIZ ON TEEVHEE"
when x==9 then "SAY AOL E_MAILWAREZ IS 2 31337 FOR THE CLITSAQLIKES OFF MIZZEE"
when x==10 then "SAY SIMPSONS WIN95 THEME R0X! THOT I'D LET Y'ALL KNOW"
when x==11 then "SAY ITZ UHBOWT THAT TYME 4 ME 2 OHPEN UP THA P00PYTANG AND LET THA JIZPEACHBANANAHOLEJ00ZEZ PHLOE."
when x==12 then "SAY H0W W00D J00 LYKE IT EEF EYE P00T MAH SAQ IN J00 MOUF?"
when x==13 then "SAY HAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! YOU ARE FUNNY IRC PEOPLE"
when x==14 then "SAY WHEN EYE GHO TO THE CLITGIFNUGGETPASTESHOPPINGSENTURS EYE UZE SHNUPPING CÆRTZ"
when x==15 then "SAY SO, WHAT YOUR SAYING IS THE ECCENTRICITY OF THE AFORENAMED SAQ IS BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT, THE CORNACOPIA OF THE PLETHORA OF GENTALIA? DAYOM EYEM SMAERT!"
when x==16 then "SAY EYE KAN SPEEK IN MANNY DIVVRUNT LUNGAGAGES , MUCHAHASAQ"
when x==17 then "SAY GO RIGHT AHEAD CLITSAQLIQU0R"
when x==18 then "SAY H0W MUCH SAQ C00D A SAQNAD SAQ EEF A SAQNAD C00D SAQ NAD?"
when x==19 then "SAY WOT TYME IS CAPTCLIT ON EMM TEE VEE JAQCUMLAPPER?"
when x==20 then "SAY DEM FUXIN NIGRUXES BETTR STOP PLAYIN DAT LOUD MUSIK CUZ THE JEWISH KIDZ WIT DA LIDDLE DIKS 'N SAQS CAN'T AFFORD 2 SPEDN MOR CASHES ON DA CLITSAQ ASSNUGGEX CEEDEEZ"
when x==21 then "SAY WHAT UR J00 TOO FRAID UV DA UREET AOL_MAN?"
when x==22 then "SAY J00 N0 FUX WIF ME! EYE'LL BUST J00 IN THA GRILL NIG-NUGGET!"
when x==23 then "SAY IF J00 ORDER TODAY, YOU GET A GINSU KNIFE AND A SMOKELESS ASHTRAY"
when x==24 then "SAY MUSS BEE YER SPLEAN HURTIN CUZ I JUS BUSS A CAPP IN IT BIZZONITCHEZ"
when x==25 then "SAY THA S00P D00 J0UR IZ ASSCUNTJUICE WIF BROKKULLI AND BAKKIN NUGGEX"
when x==26 then "SAY I THOUGHT J00 GNU, CRUNCHYBONERFACEBOY"
when x==27 then "SAY HEHEHEH WHY DNOT YU GOE PISS ON YER MOMUHZPASTE CLITNUGGSAQ FUXBUDGET"
when x==28 then "SAY EYE GNEED SOME SUGARS SO EYE CAN RHUN UP AND DEWON THE HALLWAYZ WIF MUH BOOKZBAGZ WIF MUH KUNDUCKTORR"
when x==29 then "SAY THIS LITTLE NIGGIE WENT W3WP, W3WP, W3WP ALL DA WAY HIZ-OME"
when x==30 then "SAY J00 MUSS BOW DOWN, BIZZATCH"
when x==31 then "SAY EYE LYKE TO PUT LUTZ OF M-80Z IN MUH DOGZ BUTTNUGGETZSHIT"
when x==32 then "SAY FUQ ALL THA JIZZUM, EYE'M GITTIN' A LEG0 WAWPH3WL."
when x==33 then "SAY IM CONSIERDRERING RALFING ON MY GIRLFRIENDS BIGG ASS, ANY ADVISE ON HOW 2 GET THA TIMINH RITE?"
when x==34 then "SAY WHY IT BE DAT GOTTA BE GOING AND DIZZN UP SOME OF DAT SHEET IN YOURMOMA'S LAP LIKE A NIGGA WIT SOME CAKE ALL OVER THEIR PANTSEATIN TITY HAIR OFF THEIR GRANDMOTHER'S DICK?"
when x==35 then "SAY W00D J00 LYKE TO SEE MUH RED DWARF? ITS BIG TOO"
when x==36 then "SAY NE1 OFFERING SHITZZZTIT?????"
when x==37 then "SAY EYE DONT KNOW, MUH MOMUHZ CLITZAQ PARRTYREWMJUICE WUZ ALL FUQEDUP CUZ THE TOSGUIDEZ WERE ALL OVER MY PASTESHIT"
when x==38 then "SAY DAS RIGHT, ITZ DA SHITZ!!!!"
when x==39 then "SAY MUH MUDDAH SAD THAT SHE LYKES AOL CUZ OF ITZ CHATREWMZ AND SHIT BUT I LIKE CHAAATTINNG WITH YOU GUYS ON EYEARSEE AND DOWNLOADING NEKKKED PIXTURES OF HOMOSHEXJ00WALS AND J0UNGG BOYEEEZ"
when x==40 then "SAY I WNET TO JAHMEKKUH FOR VAYCAYSHUN ONEC AND DAY SED HEY MON AND SO I WUZ LIKE FUQSAQ J0UR ASSCLITSAX RASTANBOOEYZ!!! DEN DEY PUT MUHAYAZZ BACK ON DE PLAYNE HOME..."
when x==41 then "SAY DAT KICKSAQ ECK BOOME PROOOMISZEDCLIT UZ NIUDEALITIES AGAIN"
when x==42 then "SAY THERE'Z THIAZS GUY AT #WAREZ-LAME AND HE SZYZ HIS BEST FRIENDZ AT MIDWAY WILL GIVE UZ BUTTALITIES"
when x==43 then "SAY WHAT THE HELL IZ GOIN ON ROUND THIS ALAME PLACE?"
when x==44 then "SAY OH YAH THAT WOULD R00L IF EYE DIDNT ARLEADY GNO THEM"
when x==45 then "SAY BUTTSNATCHFAGAZZNIGGR0XWAREZB0YWH0RE IS IN DA HAY-OH-WAY-OWSE"
when x==46 then "SAY FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU--MY FINGERS R TY-ERD"
when x==47 then "SAY WHUT THA FUKKKINASSLIQSAQFUXXX S00P D00 J00R"
when x==48 then "SAY H0LD 0NT0 J00R BITCHBUTTPUNXAYAZZ I NEED TO LIQDRINKSIP MY LAYMERSAQPASTE"
when x==49 then "SAY EYE PLEH DAT NIGGRUX GAME KEY EYE TOO AND MAN DO I SHIZZROQ WIT DAT MAYYUH CHIQSAQ"
when x==50 then "SAY PHEAL MUH PHLOAX, NIGGER0X!"
when x==51 then "SAY LIKE HOW CAN YOU TYPE FAG NUGGET CLIT-SAQ WARRIORS OF DOOM-FAGS WITHOUGH LAUGHING YOUR CLIT-SAQ OFF"
when x==52 then "SAY YER JUST A FAG NUGGET ASS BUDGET HERTZ AQUA VELVA CHEEZ WHIZ NAD SUQ CLITSAQ"
when x==53 then "SAY J00 BUTT SPANKER CLIT SAQ SUCKER ASS NUGGET SHOOTER WITH CHEEZ BACON AND LETTUCE"
when x==54 then "SAY WHERES THE ROOM SUPERVISOR? I NEED TO AXE HIM A KWESTYUN"
when x==55 then "SAY WHUT THA FUCK R J00 SHITTING, NIGGR0X?"
when x==56 then "SAY MUH SAQ IZ LOSING IT'S WARP CONTAINMENT FIELD... EYEM GONA HAFTA EJECT THA CLIT-SAQ"
when x==57 then "SAY JEA USERNETSAQ SAID HUMANBALLS SMOKENADS EEZ PLAY"
when x==58 then "SAY HEY OUDOWM DOO J00 TALX TO THAT CLITSAQ LIQER EDD BEWNM? HE IS THE COOLESST I LOVE THE COMBOOZAQ IN MK#!!!!!!!"
when x==59 then "SAY EYE JUST HOPE I DONT PFART UNDER THA COVERS LIKE THAT OTHER SLIT-SAQ WITH CHEEZ DID"
when x==60 then "SAY HEY DONT J00 B TELLING MY KRADDER FRENID SPUDZ JAQMEHAWFF TO SHUT UPP, D00DSAQNUTZ"
when x==61 then "SAY REAL? W0W CUZ I HERD THAT BUT IF J00 SAW IT TOO IT MUST TRUE BEE"
when x==62 then "SAY GL00 SUQZ DA NUTTSAQBUTTSMAQ GIVA DOGA BONE!"
when x==63 then "SAY I GOT GNU SHIT COMING OUT OF MY AYAZZ BITCHNUTZ"
when x==64 then "SAY ANYTHING NEW? ANYTHING NEW? DAMMIT ALL TO HELL, ANYTHING NEW?"
when x==65 then "SAY AND TOONNIGHT WE HAVE ANN ELITE INTURVIUW WIITH MRSSRS JOHN TURK NUMBAH 1-1,000,000"
when x==66 then "SAY SUP NIGGRUXSAQJIZZERZ"
when x==67 then "SAY BUTTCLITNUGGSAQ FAGJIZZREWMNUGGETKICK BUNG-G PUNK"
when x==68 then "SAY CLOSEHOLE FUNKEEBIDGEGREENAZZSAQPASTE"
when x==69 then "SAY ONE TYME EYE WENIT 2 THA SKEWL AND THEY TRIDE TO LERN MUH AYAZZ SUM CRAP BUT EYE KILLT DEM ALL CUZ DEY WUZ UHG-LEE"
when x==70 then "SAY WEREZ DAT NIGGRUX PHORMIKKAUH"
when x==71 then "SAY THEREZ NO OPZ IN AOLREWMZ SO PISSOFFSAQJIZZNAG D0RKSAQ"
when x==72 then "SAY EYE AM GOOD IN BASSABALLZ CAUSE I CAN SHOOT THEM 3 POINTED SHOTS FROM THE FREE THROW LINESHITTT!!!"
when x==73 then "SAY UHH OKSAQ JAQNAD"
when x==74 then "SAY SUM KID PISSED ALL OVER IN THE WALMART I USED TO WORK AT AND OF COURSE OUT OF 80 FUXN PPL THEY CALLED ME TO MOP IT UP BUT THAT WUZ KEWL CUZ IT GOT ME CLOSER TO THE CANDY AISLE SO I GOTS ME SUM FREE LUNCH"
when x==75 then "SAY AOL_MAN IN FULL EFFEKT BOYEEEZ"
when x==76 then "SAY EYE SHOUDL GET A JOB AT MIHDWEH DOING SUHROWND SOUHNDZ"
when x==77 then "SAY BAWB CLITSAQ FROM THASHITASSNUGGETREWMJUICE"
when x==78 then "SAY WHAT'S RAYDEN'S FIRST????"
when x==79 then "SAY IT'S BEEN EXACTLY 1.5 SECONDS SINCE THE LAST NEW THING...WHERE'S ALL THE NEW STUFF"
when x==80 then "SAY ECJK BOONE MAILED ME SAY NOOB KEWLIO" "HELL YES YOU STUPID ONLIN3HOSTBITCHPUNXNEGROX< OUDOWN IS MY NIGGRUXCLITPASTE, HEEE IS IN N ALL THE CLITREWMSJUICE"
when x==81 then "SAY MY FR9IEND ECKK BOOME KAN KEEK J00R ASSCLIT"
when x==82 then "SAY MY MOMMAH MAKES THE VELVETTA NAD CUBES WITH BAKKIN AND CHEEZWHIZ AND MAIRIHNADES ON PARADEZ WITH HER OWN CLITSAQATTAQ JUICES"
when x==83 then "SAY EYE LYKKE THAT OLD SHOW WITH DOSE GUIZ AND THAT GIRL AHD DEY LIFT IN DIS APORTAMANTOTYPEOSHIT"
when x==84 then "SAY OREOSMYTH WROTE ALL THA KODES FOR THAT PACMAN GAME CUZ THEY HAD THE POWER OF M00ZIK"
when x==85 then "SAY FORMICA IZ THA CLIT-SAQ NUGGET SHOOTER OF SEXVILLE BUTT WANKER (WITH CHEEZ WHIZ AND VELVEETA NAD-CUBES)"
when x==86 then "SAY DAMB ITZ KE0LWIO TO TYEP WIT/O CHECKYHGN SPEULLTING"
when x==87 then "SAY GEE GEE EEHM SAYZ STREEETDFIGHT ALPHJA BETTETER THAND VEE EFF TOO"
when x==88 then "SAY NE1 MMING CLITSAQGIFZ? PLZ ADD ME TO J0UR CLITSAQLYST"
when x==89 then "SAY YYYEAHH CUZ HHHE WANNTED TOO DO XBLOOOSDSTEWRM SOO WE SAID DAMNNNN IT YO R NNOOT COOL ENOUGHH FOR MIDDWAY GO PLATYY KILAH ITSTINXYOOUN SOOSOS STUPIIDID: THARTAT ASSLIQER DANIIYL PISONYAH TTHHAWT CUZUUZ HE WANNTTED TO TOUCH OOOUR CLITSAQS"
when x==90 then "SAY SKORPYUNN J00 SUQ DA JIZZNIBLTSAQ AND YOU RMOVVA WUZ A FA TTWO BITWHOLEASSNADFUQ"
when x==91 then "SAY HOW THE FUCKINGJIZZHELLNIGGRUX AM I SUPPOSID TO SWEEP?"
when x==92 then "SAY DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MUTHAFUXIN MOTUTH, ITS ME WARREN G DA NIGGA WIT DA CLOUT"
when x==93 then "SAY OV COURSE, II BENT HEER OVAH AND PUMMPED HER CLITSAQPOUCH TILL WEE HAD TO SHEWT HER NUDEALITY WITH ED BEWWN"
when x==94 then "SAY DOOOOOOD THERE ARE TOO MANY OF MY ASSNUGGEX FLOOOOTIN IN THE AOLROOMGIFWAREZJUICE"
when x==95 then "SAY JON TOORK IZ DA BEDSTESDT KOREEOGJRUFFFUR EVUR FRO GAEMZ LYEK EMM KAH TREEH AND HE EVEN I SBETTUR THAN IREORIOSMYTTH"
when x==96 then "SAY YOU KNOWW ALLL OV JOHNS TURK? WOWOOWOO HIIZ HOUSE SRGS MUST BE A BIIG GIFREWMZPALACENUGGET"
when x==97 then "SAY MKCORY ROOLZZZ, I AMMM FORMING THHE ALLIANCE OV AOLERS WWWIT TH SCAT AAN D MKCORY"
when x==98 then "SAY NO WAY IS WAS KKKKKONIFRMEZZ BBY MY AOLSAQHOMEZDIQLIQ MKCORY"
when x==99 then "SAY OUDOWN: YEHA BUT EGMSAQ SEZ DAT SONY R00LLLLZ SO THEY MUUST BVE RIGHT... EEEGM DOESNT LIIE RIGHTH?"
when x==100 then "SAY EYE KANNOT INDESTAND J00 LANGAGE DAT J00 SPAEK"
when x==101 then "SAY NO SHE IS NOO T AS ALLEEET AS WE R, SHE DOENSSNMT CALL AOL LLIKE ALL US NEGRUXES"
when x==102 then "SAY DAMNIT ALL J00 NEGGIRUX IS CRAMPIN MY BLAQSAQ MOMUHZ TITTIES, SHE IS IN AALLL THE CLIT T REWMSAQSHIZIT WITH ALL THE COG CUNTJIUCENUGGETS WITH BACONCHEEZEWHIZ"
when x==103 then "SAY J00 MADE OUT WITF TORRY SEPEPPELLLING????"
when x==104 then "SAY DONT TELL ME THAT CUZ WHEN I WUZ YOUNGRR THEY TRIED TO KILL ME TOO AND IT HURTZ WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT"
when x==105 then "SAY OUDOOOWN, J00 R SOOO ELITTE I BET YOU CAN KIQ THE CHEEZESAQJUICE OUT OFF F TOBYEAZ"
when x==106 then "SAY DONT FUXN KICK ME J00 ASS NUGGET FUXR OF THA MUTHER DICK SAQ PADDYWHACK GIVE YER DOG A BONER HEH"
when x==107 then "SAY D00D DONT KIX DA AOLMAN HE GOT CLITSAQNUGGETZ DAT J00 CAN'T EVEN BRING YOUR GIFPASTE NEAR"
when x==108 then "SAY D00D , LIQSAX MY PHARTKNUKKLENUGGETS WHILE AFTER YOU PASTE THE GIFCLITZ!"
when x==109 then "SAY HEH \CAPTNCLIT\ (PLAY SUPERHERO THEME HERE) \LOOK, OVER THERE, ABLE TO LEAP OVER TALL WEENIES IN A SINGLE BOUND, ITS \*\*\*CAPTAIN CLIT\*\*\*!!!\"
when x==110 then "SAY DEEZNUTZ OP MY AOL SORRY ASS NUGGET CHEEZ WHIZ FUCK BUTT ASS PONY!"
when x==111 then "SAY MY DAD SAYS THAT HE LIKES TO USE AOL FOR ITS STOCK QUOTES AND SHIT BUT I LIKE TO CHAT WITH YOU PEOPLLDES AND STUFF ITS FUN AND YOU ALL DONT SUCK SO MUCH"
when x==112 then "SAY DOOD KAPZ LOKK ROOLZ"
when x==113 then "SAY J00 MUST B0W D0\/\/|\| 2 ~|~|-|3 ALLMIGHTY A()|_-|\/|A|\|"
when x==114 then "SAY SPUDZ: AT LEEST I DONT HAF 'PUD' IN MY NAME, JAQSAQ-WIT-CHEEZ-IN-BAQ!!!"
when x==115 then "SAY MOE LESTER? IS THAT J00?"
when x==116 then "SAY GO TO THE REWMSAQ FOR JAQ"
when x==117 then "SAY DOOD< ITS OWDOWM THAT GUYY Y FROM THA INTERNUT< HEES ONE OF THOZE GUYYS BUT HE KNOOOW S HOW COOLIO AOLERS ARR"
when x==118 then "SAY NO J00 STUPID FUXORSAQLIQER ITS HEYWOOD J00BLOWME"
when x==119 then "SAY I KAN TAKK GOODLIKE CAUSE IM SMAERT"
when x==120 then "SAY I GO TOO USERNETT AND BE COOL AND SHIT"
when x==121 then "SAY ECK BOONNE MAILED ME SAY RAIN HERE1!!!!"
when x==122 then "SAY NO WAYH IM NOT ANY KEWLLIOHER THAN J00 AND IM FROM THE INTURNUTT"
when x==123 then "SAY NOWAY MY BROTHER IS STEVEN TYLURZ MOM AND HE SEZ THAT IT WUZ ALL HIS DOING FOR THAT GAME AND SO I MUST BE RITE AND SO YOU JUST ALL SUCK DICK ASS FAG CLIT SAQ!"
when x==124 then "SAY J00 DON'T EVEN LIVE NEER HIM D00D... PLUS HES FRENDZ WITH MY FREND BILL ITONMYCARD"
when x==125 then "SAY SO LYKE THERZ A PROBLUM WIT YER AHKKOUNT AND SO EYE WORK FOR AY OH ELL AND EYE NEED J00R PASSWRED SO THAT I CAN FIX THE PROBLUM AY ESS AY PEE"
when x==126 then "SAY (J00 HAVVE VIOLATED YOUR TERMMS OF ZERVICE (KEEYWERD: TOSSAQ))"
when x==127 then "SAY J00 BUNCH OF CLITPUNX NIGGRU0XIZZ!!!!1!"
when x==128 then "SAY J00 THINK YER FUNNY SPUDZ? WELL J00 ARENT CUZ MY FREND NADSAQ JACQSON QILL KICK YOUR ASS ANYDAY"
when x==129 then "SAY CUNTPASTE? THAT GUY MICK PHILCRACKIN SED THAT WUZ GOOD.... BUT I TRIYED MY MOMUHZCUNTPASTERREWMZ AND THEY SUQZ A PHATT NUTT"
when x==130 then "SAY Y0 WHADD ^ MUH NIGGR0X FORMIKAPZ HOW LONG HAF J00 BEEN IN THIZ REWMJUICE, NUGGASS?"
when x==131 then "SAY DOOD J00 CLITSAQ, ITTS S A JAQSAQ_WIT_CEHEEZE AND BACONBITS J00 BLAQSAQ MOMUHZ TITTIEZ GIFREWMJUICE CUNTPASTE LIQER"
when x==132 then "SAY DOHNT MAYKE ME HAFTUH PLUS BEE YER AYAZZ!!!!!!!!!"
when x==133 then "SAY DAMN 12 YR OLDZ THINK THEYRE KRADDER THAN MR AOLMAN"
when x==134 then "SAY EYE EM UH MASTER BAITER"
when x==135 then "SAY IM SOO SMAERT THAT DEEZNUTZ HAVE NO IDEEA WHAT MY CLITSAQPASTE WAREZJUICE HAS TO DO WITH THE FAGAPPLE JAGMELLON BUT HOW THE MOMUHAZZNUGG HAS A BIG WAREZGIFREWM"
when x==136 then "SAY OOPS I MEAN HEY DEWDNUGGET SAQLIQQUR FAGAZZNUGG PORKNADZ!"
when x==137 then "SAY J00 ALL WANNA BEE L33T LIKE AOLMAN, CUZ EYEM DA NUMMA ONE NUTSAQLIQ0R"
when x==138 then "SAY HAHAHAHAH CAPS LOCK IS SO EREET, I BET R0B0C0D USES IT ALL THE TIME IN THOSE WAREZ CHANNELZ... HE SAYS LIKE \GIVE ME WAREZ OR I WILL COLLIDE YOUR AZZ\ AND THEY JUST DO"
when x==139 then "SAY DUZ ANYNOE HAEV ANY BALD 10 YEER OLD CLITSAQ GIFSROOMPASTEZ? I AM LIKE A GIRLNUGGET KOLLEKTER"
when x==140 then "SAY WELL FUX'N LAMUH OF DA SECOND SUN RISING ON THE CHEEZ NAD NUGGASS CLITSAQ OF LOVE TUNNEL PENISTOUCHR FAG BUTT PINK WEARER!!!!!!!!"
when x==141 then "SAY AOL SHITT D00D ASS NUGGET FAG PONY CHUNKS"
when x==142 then "SAY OOPZ HEH IM SO SMAERT"
when x==143 then "SAY I WISH I COULD BE THAT LEET, I AM A TOTAL LAMER THO BITCH ASS CLITWEARIN PUNXMUVFUX PENISTOUCHN DORKLICK DUDE"
when x==144 then "SAY RACKBOY DONT FALL OUT OF YOU NADAZZ CHAIR THERE HOMEYNAD FUGHORSENUGGET BUTTAPPLE"
when x==145 then "SAY JACQUES STRAPPONHEAD PASTENUGG BUTTAPPLE FAGMELON"
when x==146 then "SAY HORSEBOY JACKKNAD CLITSAQAZZ"
when x==147 then "SAY HEH IF J00UR GRAFX FILEZ SPIT WHITE CRAP ON MYAZZ ILL HAFTA BUSS A NUTT ALL OVER YOUR PAGEZ"
when x==148 then "SAY HEH VICUR LYKEZ HORSENADZ AND STUFF LIKE MY FRENID JACK OFFENBEDT"
when x==149 then "SAY PHUKKEN JERKNAD SHITSUXR FUGNUGGETPASTE SERVISS PROHVYDEUR SUX SHITBALLZ OF WAREZPASTE"
when x==150 then "SAY J-REK AZZNECK FAGNEGGROX?"
when x==151 then "SAY D00D, KEEP DAT GIFROOMPASTE TO YOUR OWN SAQNUGGETZ"
when x==152 then "SAY SPEAK OF THA DEVILHORSE NADAYAZZ" "HEH I UZED TO TAKE THA BUSS TO SKEWL"
when x==153 then "SAY HELL YES, ITS ALL ABOUT WHEN YOU GO INTO THOSE ROOMS WITH ALL FORTYFIVE EATIN BITCH PUSSY CLIT CHUNX WAREZ GIFZ OF CUNT CHICK ASS LICKERS DUDE"
when x==154 then "SAY THERE GOES MY ASSCHUCK SIDE PAINS AGAIN"
when x==155 then "SAY HEHE IM CRING"
when x==156 then "SAY I HATE THE WAREZ ROOMS ON AOL THEY ARE ALL SO ANGRYEE AT ME CUZ I LEECH OR WHATEEVR FROM THE CLITSAQ STASH BUT THEY DONT UDNERSNAD WHAT THEY ARE DOING CUZ IM A MEMBER OF A BIG WAREZ ELEET GROUP AND CAN GET -1DAY WAREZ ALL THE TIME"
when x==157 then "SAY BITCH MY PUNK ASSCHEESELICK CARPAL TUNNELS ARE HURTIN LIKE A PINK BUTT HOT DOG ASS JUICE DRINK BITCHPUNX"
when x==158 then "SAY BEEEATCH, ARE J000 ST3PPIN TO MY CLIT SAQ LEECH ASS HOTDAMN WAREZ TALKIN CUNTPUNX?"
when x==159 then "SAY HAHHA OK HERE WE GO, NOW WE HE STARTING TO SENSE NO MAKE OUT OF OUR CLITSAX"
when x==160 then "SAY FUX NO, CLIT BAG BIG SAQ SWINGER PUNX-ASS JAQ-OFF!"
when x==161 then "SAY EAT MY SAQPUNX WAREZ CAT CUNT LICKER, I AM MORE ELITE THAN YOUR BITCHPUNX CLITGIF ROOM DRINK"
when x==162 then "SAY DONT EVEN TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOMUHZ CLIT HOT DOG JUICE SAQ CUZ I ALREADY HEARD ABOUT IT FROM JAQ THA BLAQ SAQ'S BIG MAQ WITH CHEEZ AND BACON!"
when x==163 then "SAY DAMNNIT NEGROX, MY SAQ ATTAQIN CLITPUNX IS ABOUT TO TAKE ALL YOUR DOG CUNT WAREZ GIFS FOR MY BIG ASS MOMUHZ CUM PARTY ROOM CLITMONGER SHIT"
when x==164 then "SAY I GOT SHIT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE IM LAUGHING SO HARD"
when x==165 then "SAY OW MY HEAD HURTZ BAD ASS CLIT SAQ NIGGRUX"
when x==166 then "SAY THESE ASSNUGGETPONYS ARE JUST TOO DAMN CLITFUXIN FUNNY"
when x==167 then "SAY MAN THIS SUXKS I KANT STOP LAFFING"
when x==168 then "SAY DAMN MY CLIT NUGGET WAREZBITCH IS CUMMIN WITH THAT ROOMJUICE, IM ABOUT TO BITCHFUCK THE DOGPISS NIGGEROX THAT FUNX MY GIFMOMSCLIT SHITFUX"
when x==169 then "SAY EYE THINK FORMICAPS HAS SPENT A LITTLE TOO MUCH CLITFUXINTIME IN A AOL ROOMJUICE"
when x==170 then "SAY J00 FUXN WAREZMONGER MOMSCLITSUX'R ASS PONY BIZZNATCH NEGROXZ"
when x==171 then "SAY BITCH I HAVENT CLITFUXED IN THAT ROOMSHITBITCHPUNX ON AOLNUGGET SINCE I HAD TO GIFSTRADESHITFUCK MONEY FOR SOME CLITSHITASSLICKIN JUICE"
when x==172 then "SAY GO DAMN IM BEGINNING TO CLITFUX UNDERNDASDTD YOU"
when x==173 then "SAY YOU KNOW WHATS NUGGET FUXED UP IS THAT I UNDERSTOOD THOSE ASSNUGGETS THE FIRST TIME YOU TYPED THEM"
when x==174 then "SAY I CAN MAKE A GOOD OMELETTE OUT OF MY ASS NUGGETS AND I ADD CHEEZ AND BAKIN TO MY MOMS CLIT-SAQ JUICES THEN I MIX IT UP IN MY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE PLAY OVEN AND IT COMES OUT ALL TASTY AND GOOEY GOOD LIKE REAL OMELLETZ ARE"
when x==175 then "SAY BITCHPUNX, IF J00 ASSLICKED MY NUGGEX FROM THAT NIGGEROX CLITJUICER, J00 N33D TO TRADEGIFSPONYXS MY MOMUHZ KEYWORD BITCHSLAPHOEATER"
when x==176 then "SAY SUX BUTZ NUTZ IN THA CLITSAQ JAQ AND THA BIG BLAQ MAQ DADDEEE"
when x==177 then "SAY I THINK IM GONNA VOMIT"
when x==178 then "SAY J00'V3 G0+ M4IL!!!!!!!!!!!"
when x==179 then "SAY J00VE GOT BITCHPUNX!!!"
when x==180 then "SAY MUST BE SOME CLITGIFJUICEBITCHPUNX PONYASSLCIKWAREZ SHIT"
when x==181 then "SAY D00D SAVE THIS BITCHAZZ NIGGRUX CHANNEL WINDOWZ CLIT SAQ! DCC IT TO ME L8R ON SHIT NUGGASS"
when x==182 then "SAY K TO THIS STUFF LIKE A BITCHPUNX TO ASSNUGGETS"
when x==183 then "SAY I WILL COPY IT TO THE NUGGETBOARD"
when x==184 then "SAY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OBVIOUSLY HE MEANT CLITJUICEPASTE FOR THOSE NIGGEROX IN THE WAREZ GIF MOMUHZFUX ASS DOG KILLAH REWMZ"
when x==185 then "SAY HEHEHE POST I ON THE WAREZNEGGRUX FOR MY CLITASSROOMGIFS DOG HOT SUX ASSFUCKSHIT UP HEY?"
when x==186 then "SAY GODDAMNIT I JUST SPIT COKE ALL OVER MY ASSPUNX NUGGETSBLANKETSHIT"
when x==187 then "SAY LAUGHING LIKE A BITCHASSNIGGEROX IN A CLITFUXROOMWAREZJUICE"
when x==188 then "SAY NIGGEROX THATS SO FUCKEDUPPONYASS"
when x==189 then "SAY HOLY ASSPUNX AND NIGGRUX BATMANSHIT FUXN LAMUHS BITCHASSNIGRUSAXINDAROOM WITH GIFS AND SHITTOO?"
when x==190 then "SAY DAMN RIGHT ITS LIKE WHEN YOUR PONYASSNUGGETJUICE GETS INTO YER MOUHZ BLAQSAQATTAQ AND FUXORS GIFJUICE YOUR CLITSAQ"
when x==191 then "SAY HEHEHHE EYEM SEW MUVFUXN EREET"
when x==192 then "SAY OK, IM GONNA PEE MY PANTS"
when x==193 then "SAY DIE J00 ST00PID ASSFUX PONY NUGGET AUTOGREETS CLITJUICE ASS DOG LICKER"
when x==194 then "SAY I THINK IT MUST BE ASSPONYCUNTFUX DAY OR SOMETHING..."
when x==195 then "SAY HEHHE CLITJUICESAQLIQ SHAOKAPS IZ GONNA BITCHAZZ PIZZ IN HIZZASS PANTS OF HELLSHITFIRE WITH THE NIGGRUXROOMJUICEWARES"
when x==196 then "SAY J00 NUTSAQ FAGASS PONYDICKJUICE FUQOR COCKFIGHTIN TAQ NAQ (SHEEET!)"
when x==197 then "SAY ||THAT SHITASSPONYNIGGEROXJUICE PASTEWAREZ||"
when x==198 then "SAY ITS ALL ABOUT THE AOL WAREZ TRADEGIFCUNTPASTE PONYNUGGET CLITSAQ"
when x==199 then "SAY KCUF FFO, DAWKCID!"
when x==200 then "SAY HEHE YAH J00 FAQSAQ BUTTSMAQ NIGGRUH OF THA BBAQJAQ WAREZJUICE REWMZ OF DOOM!"
when x==201 then "SAY HEH JAG ME OFF HEHEHE I'M FUNNY AS HELL"
when x==202 then "SAY EYE WHISH MY MHOMMA WHOULD CHANGE MY LITTEL SISTR IN PHR0NT OF MH3 STILLLL"
when x==203 then "SAY HEY J00 CUNTSAQ CLITSAQLIQ0R SAQPRODCOWPROD NIGGR0X OF A PONYASS"
when x==204 then "SAY EYE M KRADDEST TO THE NEHGATIVE 4TEETH POWAHZ DOODZSPOOGE"
when x==205 then "SAY DATS ALOT OF SAQNUGGETSPOOGEPASTE"
when x==206 then "SAY DON'T MAKE ME BREAK OUT THE SAQ MUCHING BUTTCHOADERS"
when x==207 then "SAY I USED TO WURK AT J00L IN MELOSR PAERK WIF DA NUTZBALL SPOOGE LOADERS... IT SUQD AYAZZPONYNUGGETZ"
when x==208 then "SAY EYE KUNT FUXING HAIR JOO CLITSAQSNATCHSPOOGATHONBASTICH"
when x==209 then "SAY EYE PLAY WIF PHISHEZZ LYKE SACQUE J00STEAU" "HEY THERE BUNGSPELUNKURR WASSUP??/?"
when x==210 then "SAY J00 SAQSNAKKK0R!!!"
when x==211 then "SAY LLOK ITZ THIS GUY D00DSAQZ!!!1!"
when x==212 then "SAY HEH HE SAYD JOYN HEHHEHEH"
when x==213 then "SAY WOW WHRED J00 CUMM FOMR NUTSAQLIQ0R?"
when x==214 then "SAY EYEARSEE IS DA SHYTT D00DZNUT!"
when x==215 then "SAY KEWLI0, EYEV BIN WAITNIG FER J00, WHERE ARE DOZE KIDDIESEXGIFOGRAFZ DAT J00 SAID J00D GIB MEE???/?"
